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My Family’s Banking Wake-Up Call in Portugal (And How You Can Avoid Our Mistakes)
Look, dealing with foreign bureaucracy is tough enough without your debit card getting declined at the grocery store. Let me tell you – nothing makes you feel more like a tourist than having to abandon a full cart of groceries while your kid asks why the “mean machine” won’t give them snacks. ♀️
After our little supermarket humiliation, we learned some hard lessons about banking as expats. These 3 changes saved us – and might save you from similar embarrassment:
1. The “Hidden” Account Rule Most Expats Miss
Portuguese banks require MINIMUM BALANCE FEES that’ll sneak up on you. We lost €15/month for 4 months before noticing!
Pro tip: Ask about “conta sem serviços” (basic account) options when opening. Saved us €180/year!
2. The Card Expiry Trap
Our cards expired right before August vacation season. Banks here take 3-6 weeks for replacements – we nearly got stranded without cash!
What we do now: Mark renewal dates 2 months early in our calendar. Set reminders to request new cards!
3. Transfer Fees That’ll Make You Cry
Our first €5,000 transfer from the US cost €300 in hidden fees. Never assume your home bank gives you good rates!
Game-changer: We now use Wise (TransferWise) for 80% cheaper transfers. No more €50 sandwiches!
Banking abroad doesn’t have to be stressful – you just need local insider knowledge. What banking surprises have you encountered? Share your stories below so we can all learn from each other!
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